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2025 | DIRECTED BY MARY BRONSTEIN

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

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AKA
Ayaqlar?m Olsayd? S?ni T?pikl?y?rdim
Movie Stats
Year
2025
Runtime
 113 minutes (1 hr 53 mins)
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R

18+

14A
Select Cast
Rose Byrne
Christian Slater
Delaney Quinn
Mary Bronstein
A$AP Rocky
Ivy Wolk
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Released this week in
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United States
Friday, 10th October 2025
Release Dates
US release date
 US release
10th October 2025
Greece release date
 Greece
13th November 2025
Russia release date
 Russia
20th November 2025
Turkey release date
 Turkey
13th February 2026
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Directed by
mary bronstein Mary Bronstein
Starring
mary bronsteinRose ByrneLinda
Delaney QuinnChild
Mary BronsteinDr. Spring
A$AP RockyJames
Ivy WolkDiana
mary bronsteinChristian SlaterCharles
Mark StolzenbergParking Attendant
Conan O'Brien
Manu NarayanLandlord
Danielle MacdonaldCaroline
Ella BeattyKate
Eva KornetBreathworker
Helen HongEva
Daniel ZolghadriStephen
Josh PaisBrad
Ronald BronsteinCaroline's Husband
Laurence BlumPolice Officer
Lark WhiteVanessa
Amy Judd LiebermanMelanie
Char SidneyNurse
Jodi Pynn GabreeNurse
Alan ScottPuppeteer
Jason MatthewsPuppeteer
Victor BroadleyPuppeteer
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