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1948 | DIRECTED BY ST. JOHN LEGH CLOWES

No Orchids For Miss Blandish

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Movie Stats
Year
1948
Runtime
 92 minutes (1 hr 32 mins)
Certificates

PG

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G

Select Cast
Jack La Rue
Hugh McDermott
Linden Travers
Walter Crisham
MacDonald Parke
Danny Green
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First viewed:
21st Aug 2025
Last viewed:
21st Aug 2025
Total views:
1
Release Dates
Austria release date
 Austria
12th May 1950
75 years 4 months 20 days ago
Turkey release date
 Turkey
16th March 1951
74 years 6 months 16 days ago
Japan release date
 Japan
15th January 1955
70 years 8 months 17 days ago
Box Office Breakdown
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US Box Office
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Directed by
st john legh clowes St. John Legh Clowes
Starring
Jack La RueSlim Grisson
Hugh McDermottFenner
Linden TraversMiss Blandish
Walter CrishamEddie
MacDonald ParkeDoc
Danny GreenFlyn
Lilli MolnarMa Grisson
Charles GoldnerLouis
Zoe GailMargo
Leslie BradleyBailey
Richard NeilsonRiley
Michael BalfourBarney
Frances MarsdenAnna Borg
Jack LesterBrennan
Bill O'Connor
Irene PradorOlga
Percy MarmontBlandish
John McLarenFoster Harvey
Annette D. SimmondsCutie
Jack DurantNightclub Comic
Alicja HalamaSpecialty Act
Czeslaw KonarskiSpecialty Act
ToySpecialty Act
WingSpecialty Act
Jack ArrowCop
Ernest BorrowBlandish's Guest
Walter GotellJoe - Nightclub Doorman
Pat HaganNightclub Patron
Sidney JamesTed
Harold KasketTony
Ronald Leigh-HuntNightclub Patron
Dale MacDonaldBellboy with Orchids
Gibb McLaughlinButler
Bart NormanDetective Flaherty
Charles SaynorPolice Officer in Patrol Car
Larry TaylorPolice Officer Holding Spotlight
Reg ThomasonNightclub Patron
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Top Grossing Movie Chart Position
UK total gross
£0
31110
Nightbeat
31111
No Orchids For Miss Blandish
31112
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Genres
Crime
Crime
Drama
Drama
Film-Noir
Film-Noir
Popular in these countries
  • Argentina Argentina
News from around the web
REVIEW: "NO ORCHIDS FOR MISS BLANDISH" (1948); KINO LORBER BLU-RAY EDITION  Cinema Retro Fri, 29th June 2018

‘No Orchids for Miss Blandish’: The controversial British film dubbed ‘the worst movie ever made’  Far Out Magazine Wed, 17th January 2024

No Orchids For Miss Blandish  Trailers From Hell Tue, 7th May 2019

Review: St. John L. Clewes’s No Orchids for Miss Blandish on VCI DVD  Slant Magazine Tue, 25th May 2010

No Orchids for Miss Blandish  Trailers From Hell Sat, 24th February 2018

Censored cinema - in pictures  The Guardian Sat, 10th November 2012